How To Spot A Tourist

I apologize if this offends anybody, and I say "you're welcome" to anybody who laughs.

Yesterday I went into New York City for my family's annual day of being a tourist and seeing all the holiday stuff set up in the windows and all that stuff. My sister and I got bored so we decided to come up the surefire ways to spot a tourist:

• They say they need to go back to the hotel, or find the hotel, or anything pertaining to a hotel.
• They are carrying luggage.
• Somebody is instructed to look at the tall buildings.
• A foreign language is being spoken.
• They are carry shopping bags from the Nintendo Store, Disney Store, any other themed store, or a GIANT Sephora bag.
• They take pictures of store windows.
• They take pictures in front of store windows.
• They are looking up in the main concourse of Grand Central.
• They wait on the 20+ person line at Starbucks.
• They have a backpack.
• That backpack can be worn on the front of their body, as seen yesterday.
• They exclaim, "Whoa, that's a big tree!"
• You are asked to take a picture of them.

If I missed anything I am sure my sister will let me know.

Let's Go Mets!

P.S.
We also saw a guy in Saks without shoes. Only socks.