Today Mike Jacobs was traded to the Kansas City Royals.
Today Mike Jacobs turns 28 years old.
Those two statements should not go together. He should be able to enjoy his birthday.
But, oh well, he can fantasize about playing with Alex.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MICHAEL JAMES JACOBS!!!!!
p.s.
It is really easy to remember his middle name cuz he is Michael James just like Mike Nickeas!
3 comments:
happy birthday to mike (jacobs).
yeah, the phrase 'traded to the kansas city royals' doesn't sound near as good as the phrase 'playing with alex'
especially when you have a really dirty mind!
niiiice. you're bad. i was typing that and thought "you know, that sounds a little messed up..."
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