Well, I Could State The Obvious

...Or I could make up something really interesting.

JJ Putz needs to go and I have a trade that could solve all the problems for the Mets.

Mets get:
Joe Smith
Grady Sizemore
Xavier Nady
Ian Kinsler
Jacoby Ellsbury

All of the other teams get:
JJ Putz
Luis Castillo
Gary Sheffield
Wilson Valdez
Javier Valentin

Now, only I could really pull that trade off so I guess we can forget about that for now.

But seriously. I can't believe the Mets gave up Joe Smith for him. If I had it my way (and the world was one big Burger King) I would wake up tomorrow and it would be summer. But also, the JJ Putz trade would never have happened. The Mets need Joe and Endy right now. I mean, they could do without Aaron Heilman but for all we know he could be on the Cubs now even without the Putz trade. Omar, you messed up again and made a putz of a trade. Now take responsibility for it and adress the situation and make a move that perhaps isn't so putz-ish.

That's all I have to say for now. I want ice cream.

Let's Go Mets!