I have 4 words for you:
I need Joe Smith
I'm glad the Mets shaved because there is such a slim chance of them reaching .500 any time soon they would all end up looking like Tim Redding. But apparently B-Parnz had other reasons to shave as well:
“When you start to look bad, it’s time to do it,” Parnell said. “My girlfriend and my parents were riding me pretty hard about it. It just got too long and too itchy.”
He has a girlfriend?!?! Aww man.
And that is why I need Joe Smith!
Let's Go Mets!