. . . How much I hate umpires. And how much I wish they would be held accountable. And how much I wish they didn't just have to say "Whoops! I guess the replay shows I was wrong!" to move on with their lives. And how much I want some consequence, any consequence, for the umpiring I have seen just tonight between the Mets and Indians games. And how I wish I could do as poorly in school as some of them do at their jobs and still get away with it.
I just . . . I can't think straight right now so I guess I'm done.