Sunday, July 6, 2008

What Are Their Real Names?...Mets Edition

Jose Reyes- Run run run as fast as you can, you can't catch me I'm the gingerbread man

Luis Castillo- Slappy McSingleton (courtesy of MetsBlog commentor)

David Wright- too hot for a nickname

Carlos Beltran- Sir Chokes A Lot

Carlos Delgado- Carlos DelPoopeyhead

Ryan Church- Ryan Choich!

Brian Schneider- Bri Bri

Mike Pelfrey- Mikey P. (hopefully you already knew that one)

John Maine- Johnny or Johnny (Tre)Main(e)

Damion Easley- Dino

Oliver Perez- guess why dontcha?

Joe Smith- Smitty or Cutest person alive

Scott Schoeneweis- Can you spell that? Huh, huh, can ya can ya?

Johan Santana- Sexy

Ramon Castro- Shrek

I know there are a bunch of other players but that is all I can think of right now

Let's Go Mets!

1 comment:

mandachan said...

carlos delpoopeyhead. really. (you have waaay too much time on your hands.)

i'z so excited 'cause yankee stadium is gonna be overrun by the sox at the all-star game yay!